religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

bbkdmx:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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narrycontrary:

fuck my inner goddess, i call her my ouTER FANGIRL

squidgyafuckinga:

Dreams by Of Mice and Men

Unheard Of Mice and Men song that got leaked.

Anonymous: To anon asking how to give blowjob, here is advice from a gay (we do it best). Take it slow and sensual at first. Wet your lips and wrap them around your teeth. Don't worry if you can't take the whole thing, the tip is the most sensitive. Swirl your tongue around as you go up and down. For part of cock you're not using, wrap your hand around it and move in time with your head bobbing. Congrats you just gave a blowjob.

powerlessfringe:

necpd:

Bring Me The Horizon - Sleepwalking (Piano Cover)

B.E.A.UTIFUL

itssexualhour:

So I went to my high school back to school dance and started grinding with this SUPER hot guy. And things started getting really heated and we started making out and oh my gosh he was an amazing kisser! We dance for a long time but then he had to leave, so he kissed my cheek and said goodbye😥. But today my best friend saw him at La Salsa and said he was with his girlfriend…I’m so sad..he was hot and sexy and a senior(I’m a sophomore)

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick